King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??

Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England

King of France: send funds to America

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Źródło: ptysis, via ravenclawtastic)


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via dutchster)

Period: You want cookies

Period: You want to fuck

Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.

Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

Period: Kill them.

Period: Kill them too.

Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.

Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.


Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry